I just wanted to write to you to tell you my feelings. We have been an item now for so many years. I have stuck with you through good times and bad. I was there working hard for you at last years grand championship at mayhem in may. We have spent many days and nights together, keeping each other warm. I let you put your meat in me over and over again. Your friends all think I'm great.
And now this! SHE comes along with her fancy lipstick all made up like a dogs dinner! Who does she think she is? What does she call herself Jimbo or something? So she's younger than me, and bigger up top, but what about us? What do I do now? Who's going to want me? I devoted myself to you and this is how you repay me!
I have always been there for you.
Your ever loving WSM!
