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I heard on the news today that some medical boffin linked with the government has suggested that Mcdonalds, ( ) should start selling anti-cholesterol pills with their burgers. Got me to thinking... Maybe Toby needs to set up a mobile pharmacy at the next comp to help combat the negative effect of ribs, pork, brisket, armadillo eggs, moinks and Steves fattys.

Personally, I think he should provide full health insurance to all judges !!!

Can you imagine the premium once they found out what we were up to!!

I saw an Ad that said " If you are an alcoholic ring this number "

So I rang and it was the local Off Licence

..and I'm sure if it's the offy round the corner from Tobys house during competition time, they'll have a 'sold out' sign hanging on the door.