Stolen Meat

[keith157]

Apparently the guys who did it were arrested later on whilst hiding out at the local cinema watching a moovie. A police spokesman said their getaway plan was an udder disaster. It turns out there were a herd of cows nearby who witnessed the whole event, but couldn't raise the alarm as their horns weren't working.

That's the last one I promise

Will you steak your reputation on that?

[grillfisher]

Oh the puns ...